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Sharing onebrain cellwith thegroup chat
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Sharing one brain cell with the group chat

£25

For the group chat that came up with a goose brand at 11pm on a school night. You know who you are. Buy one for every member so the brain cell feels included.

Size
1

Product details

What is it made of?

Heavyweight organic cotton, [GSM and supplier to confirm]. Boxy, slightly oversized fit. If in doubt, size down. If in more doubt, size up and call it a nightie.

How do I wash it?

Inside out at 30°. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron the goose. The goose has done nothing to you.

Delivery and returns

UK delivery in [X] working days. Free over £40. Unworn returns within 30 days, no questions asked (well, one: why?).

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