Thick and Blissfully Unaware: Seventies
Sunset print, washed cream
£25
The shop.
Everything we make, in one slightly chaotic list. Pick an aisle, sort it, or hit "Silliest first" and let fate decide.
33 things. All of it daft.
Thick and Blissfully Unaware: Classic
Navy on natural
£25
Thick and Blissfully Unaware: Royal
Crown and flourish, oat
£25
Sharing one brain cell with the group chat
Novelty tee, sunset print
£25
Absolutely winging it
Novelty tee, goose badge print
£25
No thoughts. Just honks.
Novelty tee, bold print
£25
Professionally out of my depth
Novelty tee, crown print
£25
Running on coffee and bad decisions
Novelty tee, sunset print
£25
Wild goose. Mild effort.
Novelty tee, goose badge print
£25
Not lost. Exploring aggressively.
Novelty tee, bold print
£25
Honk if you also have no idea
Novelty tee, crown print
£25
Gosling tee: Tiny goose. Big plans.
Kids tee, ages 1 to 12
£16
The Cape: Seventies
Sunset stripes, chocolate lining
£65
The Cape: Classic
Ivory, navy lining
£65
The Cape: Royal
Olive velvet, gold trim
£75
Honk Roast
House blend, medium roast, 250g
£10
Full Honk
Dark roast espresso, 250g
£11
Wild Goose Chase
Single origin, light roast, 250g
£12
Gormless Decaf
Swiss water decaf, 250g
£11
The Big Honker
XL handled tumbler with straw
£35
The Commuter Goose
Travel mug, 350ml
£22
The Thick Mug
Ceramic mug, 350ml
£14
The Big Flap
Beach towel, sunset stripes
£30
The Damp Goose
Tea towel, printed cotton
£12
Webbed Feet flip flops
Leave goose footprints in the sand
£18
The Honk Pack
Six vinyl stickers
£5
Loose Goose socks
Cotton socks, one pair
£10
The Bucket Head
Bucket hat with goose badge
£22
Bag of Chaos
Heavy cotton tote
£14
Enamel goose pin
Hard enamel, gold edges
£8
Good Goose dog bandana
For your silliest good boy or girl
£12
The Goose Egg
Mystery box, worth more than you pay
£40
Golden Egg gift card
Digital gift card
£25+