Thick and Blissfully Unaware: Classic
Navy on natural
£25
Free UK delivery over £40. Now roasting: Goose Grounds coffee. New: The Big Honker tumbler. Silly Goose Cafe coming soon to [YOUR TOWN]. Please do not feed the geese bread

£25
The one that started it all. A seventies sunset, a chunky font and a sentence that describes most of us before 10am. Comes with a matching cape, because of course it does.
Goes with: The Cape: Seventies. Matching is mandatory. Well, encouraged.
Heavyweight organic cotton, [GSM and supplier to confirm]. Boxy, slightly oversized fit. If in doubt, size down. If in more doubt, size up and call it a nightie.
Inside out at 30°. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron the goose. The goose has done nothing to you.
UK delivery in [X] working days. Free over £40. Unworn returns within 30 days, no questions asked (well, one: why?).
Navy on natural
£25
Crown and flourish, oat
£25
Novelty tee, sunset print
£25
Novelty tee, goose badge print
£25
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