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Cream tee with retro sunset print reading Thick and blissfully unaware
The original

Thick and Blissfully Unaware: Seventies

£25

The one that started it all. A seventies sunset, a chunky font and a sentence that describes most of us before 10am. Comes with a matching cape, because of course it does.

Size
1

Goes with: The Cape: Seventies. Matching is mandatory. Well, encouraged.

Product details

What is it made of?

Heavyweight organic cotton, [GSM and supplier to confirm]. Boxy, slightly oversized fit. If in doubt, size down. If in more doubt, size up and call it a nightie.

How do I wash it?

Inside out at 30°. Do not tumble dry. Do not iron the goose. The goose has done nothing to you.

Delivery and returns

UK delivery in [X] working days. Free over £40. Unworn returns within 30 days, no questions asked (well, one: why?).

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